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We are posting ALL of the past Audio Pandemic Xmas Specials below just in time for you to have a look back a few years ago.. and well.. laugh your arse off to those awesome nutty X-Mas tunes!!

Scroll down to find your audio gifts.. and have a wonderful holiday.. or bah-hum-bug.. what ever suits ya. hehe

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 + X-files X-mas Intro

 + -SONG- Monty Python - Ho Ho Fucking Ho (pythonline.com)

 + -SONG- Christmas Jug Band - Santa lost A Ho (christmasjugband.com)

 + -SONG- Bob Ricci - Mrs. Claus (bobricci.com)

 + -SONG- Spaff & Lund - It’s the Most Wonderful Kind of Brassiere (Spaff.com)

 + CALL - Cool Trucker Guy

 + -SONG- Mitch Mitchell - I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus

 + -SONG- Sunspot - Hey Santa (SunSpotMusic.com)

 + CALL - JVonD

 + -SONG- The Hot Rods - Dear Santa Claus (hotrodsmusic.com)

 + MAIL - Alchemist

 + CALL - Brent

 + -SONG- Gayla Peevey - I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas

 + CALL - Christiana

 + -SONG- Fountains of Wayne - I Want An Alien For Christmas (fountainsofwayne.com)

 + CALL - AJay

 + -SONG- Stan Freberg - Nuttin’ for Christmas

 + CALL - PG

 + -SONG- Spaff & Robert Lund - Nuttin’ But Spam (Spaff.com)

 + -SONG- Roadside Attraction - What Santa Wants (roadsideattraction.net)

 + -STORY- Bryan Cox - Twas a Crazy Night

 + -SONG- Spaff & Robert Lund - Blitzen and Rover (Spaff.com)

 + -SONG- Porky Pig’s Blue Christmas

 + -SONG- Blue Meanies - The Grinch (bluemeanies.com)

 + -SONG- John Valby - I’ll Be Stoned For Xmas (johnvalbynation.com)

 + -SONG- Bob Rivers Comedy Group - Be Claus I Got High (bobrivers.com)

 + -SONG- The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - It sure doesn’t Feel like Xmas (sideonedummy.com)

 ++ Theme and Background music by TWiG, Derek K Miller (PenMachine.com), Klavar (klavar.co.uk), DJ Eric ILL (myspace.com/djEricill) & Under Feather (UnderFeather.net)

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++ Produced by NakedBrainStudios.com ++

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Audio Pandemic - Episode - 126

+ I think Santa is a little crazy this year…

+ -SONG- Bob Rivers Comedy Group - I Am Santa Claus (BobRivers.com)

+ Daily Mix - Pepermint Pandemic.

+ Toast to X-Mas and Santa.

+ -SONG- The Hot Rods - Santa’s Too Drunk To Drive (hotrodsmusic.com)

+ -SONG- Ze Frank - Santa Must Have Been Drinking (zefrank.com)

+ Strange & Odd News -

+ Pig tossin?? what?

+ Breakin records twice… with SAME fish!!

+ NASA plans a moon base. What they smoking?

+ An old granny smokes blunts each day to live so damn old.

+ -SONG- Squirrel Nut Zippers - Santa Claus Is Smoking Reefer (squirrelnutzippers.net)

+ -SONG- Cheech & Chong - Santa Claus and His Old Lady (cheechandchong.com)

+ Call from DontTickleMe & Childrens Choir.

+ Call us with your Extreme Xmas wish to Santa!!

+ -SONG- Lee Harris - Pistol Packin’ Santa Claus (soundclick.com/oilvillechristmasdynasty)

+ -SONG- Arrogant Worms - Santa Is Gonna Kick Your Ass (Arrogant-Worms.com)

+ -SONG- Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy (WeirdAl.com)

++ Theme and Background music by TWiG, Derek K Miller (PenMachine.com), Klavar (klavar.co.uk), DJ Eric ILL (myspace.com/djEricill) & Under Feather (UnderFeather.net)

++ Please pin our listeners map at… Map.AudioPandemicShow.com .. Send us email AudioPandemic@gmail.com ++

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Audio Pandemic - Episode - 125

 + You ready for a hardcore x-mas?

 + -SONG- Sex Pistols - Punk Rock Christmas (sex-pistols.net)

 + Daily Mix - TWiG’s Mudslide

 + Toast to Robert Lynd

 + -SONG- The Screaming Santas - Santa Goes To California (veryhairychristmas.com)

 + Strange & Odd News -

 + You just cant cook your wife for thanksgiving.

 + Protesting Naked.. that kicks ass!!

 + Instant spray on condom. No.. They are SERIOUS!!

 + So thats why a hammer cost $500 in the us army.

 + -SONG- Twisted Sister - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (twistedsister.com)

 + -SONG- Fear - Fuck Christmas (fearband.com)

 + Clues that Santa is sick and tired of X-mas (thanks again to TopFive.com)

 + -SONG- Lee Harris - Sick of Christmas (soundclick.com/oilvillechristmasdynasty)

 + Send us your biggest xmas wish for ol Santa.

 + -SONG- Czar Caviar - Now I am your Santa Claus (garageband.com/artist/czar_caviar)

 + -SONG- Public Outcry - Merry Xmas, You Dirty Bastard (geocities.com/publicoutcryrocks)

 ++ Theme and Background music by TWiG, Derek K Miller (PenMachine.com), Klavar (klavar.co.uk), DJ Eric ILL (myspace.com/djEricill) & Under Feather (UnderFeather.net)

 ++ Please pin our listeners map at… Map.AudioPandemicShow.com .. Send us email AudioPandemic@gmail.com

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